It's 3 AM, my phone rings.

"Hello?" All I hear is furious chicken clucking in the background. Then a panicked voice yells, "HELP ME—HE'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE STOVE!"

Jake was a college student who loved gaming more than anything.

One day, just as he was about to win a crucial match in an online game, his WiFi suddenly

I still use Reddit and Instagram, mostly at the end of the day when I'm recovering from a long day,

but my god, not having these apps on my phone made a world of a difference because

I was at a bar and ordered a piña colada.

The server laughed—like, what's wrong with a guy wanting a tropical drink?

A few weeks ago, I signed up for

"high payouts for simple tasks."

This question, which I call the unraveling question, is the opposite of what we normally ask ourselves in regards to

"What am I addicted to, and how do I quit?", you ask yourself "Is there literally anything about my life whatsoever that isn't based around my addiction to getting a quick buzz?"